Ah, so he's a noble soul tortured by the highest of ideals. Just when I thought I couldn't be any more enamored than I already am...MrEnvy8 wrote:
Unfortunately, Professor Tasque is too distracted by the worldwide beard shortage to be interested in love. When the chins of the world are bare of hair, how can he think of mortal concerns like "love" and "romance"? Clearly he cannot. (Seriously, look over the sprite previews Jack's shown...)
Thanks to this, now I have an image of Anne as Indiana Jones, jumping over a trap to grab the sacred beard in the nick of time from a faceless monk that's guarding it (Brotherhood of the Blessedly Beardless ofc). But the dastardly monk manages to break off the bottom part and then everyone ends up sporting a glorious mustache instead ( Ron Swanson style). Bittersweet ending or a perfect one? That's for Tasque to decide.MrEnvy8 wrote:Though there are rumors that if Anne can locate and claim the Golden Beard by the final waxing crescent moon of the semester, she can claim one wish from the enigmatic Professor Tasque!
MrEnvy8 wrote: Max just has to shake it, like a polaroid picture.

